Bad Cat the seer

Bad Cat has a lump body shape like a Buddha or yoda. She is a seer and has one blind blue eye. She looks mongrelish. Her front paws and tail look like robes wrapped in front of her. Although, occassionally, in the midst of very mystical advice, she will bite her tail when "it is trying to get away". It should always be flopping at the tip irregularly, ruining her mystique.